http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvw3_5CvZqs&feature=fvw

go and see this video.

seriously. i laughed till i cried. LOL

Ok finally 1/4 of my aim of 1000 posts!

today i just wanna talk bout this person

waaa

i cant stand it.

she's just too adoarble

too cute.

sooooo funny..

sweet voice...

she is...














MY BABY COUSIN JERLENE LA! WHO ELSE?! =x
i wonder what u all were thinking earlier.

well. i don't know what she thinks.. but she really got vivid imagination

there was a cooking set and she played "cooking mama"..
then she feed me with EVERYTHING. in a TINY CUP!
waaa..
ok la i tahan and ate those air molecules..

later she gave me a bigger cup. but it was empty...
i said : ahh.. u gimme water?
her: nooooo~ this one ice cream.

LOLS!? i go and eat the molecules there again.

oh and i have to say. she's only 2years +!

the funniest is i went for dinner. she still carried on feeding me with MACDONALDS ( fyi. its just the top of the burger where she CHOPED in the FAKE CHOPPING BOARD with a FAKE KNIFE.) =x

And i got Fish...

And i got MACDONALDS...
and i went to said. OKAY JERLENE~ I FULL ALR~ FINISH~!

her "ohhhh korkor wants FISH"

WAHHH

SHE GIMME EAT ANOTHER PLATE OF AIR MOLECULE FISH LEI!
LOL!XD


then later the parents aka my jiujiu and jiumu..
we both eat.

so i hear the
"i want eat fish~"
mom"fish ah? okiie..."
her " NOOOOOOOOO~ I WANT RICE! RICE RICE RICE!"
mom alr took the fish hor... LOL
den mom "ehh.. u sure fish ah? ok~"
her" I want fish~ i want rice~ I want...."
her " ROW ROW ROW A BOAT~"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!


then later...
she walk around den...
mom"ehh~ dont go toilet!" (scared she fall or wat +dunno how ownself go yet)
her "I GOT POCKET~~"
mom abit diaooed while i burst out laughing..
mom"What is in your pocket?"
her "MONEY~~~"
mom"how much you have??"
her "3 dollar~" (FYI SHE ALWAYS SAYS 3. DON ASK ME WHY)
mom "okay~ show me?"
her "I NO MONEY~"

*runs to papa*

her "papa i no money"
dad" i also no money, ask mommy"
mom" i also dont have~"
her "papa got! papa got card!"

LOL SHE NOES BOUT CREDIT CARDS ALR!?

then HER papa gave Jerl his NAMECARD.
she goes "yay i got money~"

HAHA

later she want put the card in her mom's pocket...
then..

her "eee mama FANG PI( FARTED)"
den *smacks her butt*
LOL. like DAM FUNNY LO!!

like the way she talk is soo innocent cannot blame her.. LOL

there was more but yea.. cant exactly rememebr. =x

Mom will be back tomoro.. so yea.. i'll brace myself.
Hahs..

gotta control. =D

Bright side!!!! LESS DEN A MONTH TILL END OF EXAMS!

Bio lesson
Veda din do anything helpful once agian

dam joke
boon liang copy halfway.
*veda go next slide*
he threw his pen on the table and exclaimed
"wa lao eh veda u everything go i learn u come sch teach for what. I COME SCH FOR WAT. I STAY AT HOME LEARN LA"

with the ahbeng action. LOL.



Okays.. i can only say pe..

It was all right...
running so happily
and JETHRO HAD TO CHASE ME LIKE SOME PHAEDOPHILE.
so i finished the 3 rounds.. and

"eh.. thank those in black sleevES. run 3 more rounds"
and wa again..

den walk to soccer
WOOOO WING YU PLAYING SIA.
den ah siu stand there Spectator..
aiya..
should'veknown..
if she played. Pigs can fly, Birds can swim underwater. ___ become slim.

ok..
in the Black - Green team

i'd say
all " zi xiang chan sha"
ok.. u all sure say
wa lao this failure in chinese what he talking?
OK LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. Iggy ram ball kwf go block..
Samuel got raided by sebas and huan (who apparently was on the same side)

HOW TO PLAY?

and after that at the end of the game...
i keep nagging
WHY DO I GET MARKED BY DONNO HOW MANY PACKS OF "wolves"
like 5 man mark ME? hello... even CHRISTIANO RONALDO GET 2 MAN MARK THE MOST LEI.
bodohs!
i din even have the boots to play or the coach to teach me..
I'm an ordinary player.. pls 1 man mark mi can le =D
*evil smirk* liddat den i can play and probably score some rite? =x


whole day was alrights..

just a reminder..

Class Chalet..
16-18 Nov..
$360
3D2N...
DTE CS resort..

WHO NTUC MEMBER!!!!

My life isnt getting any better now
i have no idea why.

NOTHING is smooth sailing. like i get a 1000 years of unluckyness?

maybe its because its the month of my sis's bday =.=


i cannot stand it.

i seem to be FLARING UP everyday, probably its cause of minor minor acts/problems piling up.

now living in my grandparents place.

i can only say i love my grandpa.

no one in this family knows what i truely want.
they all think " ah he play com only la, just get him a laptop, if not later he black face or what cannot tahan"

in my head i was like "what the @#$@!"
i can live without com for awhile.

but here i am blogging. why?
- MY DAD WENT TO GET A NEW LAPTOP

so should i go hurray i got one?
ppl go say "ahh its just for u"

bullshit.
it aint JUST for me.
i don't wanna hear white lies. its for themselves and my sis
the moment they teach my sis, i dont feel safe anymore.
i mean, its gonna get a virus sooner or later
if she don't understand what i say
how can she understand instructions?!
thats why i'm so afraid of her. she does the "SMART"est things even I cannot think of.

Primary 4. and she still acts like "papa~ i want huggy~" like she is a princess in her fairyland.
gosh... when she can scold words like "_uck" and have "friendship problems"
how did she even become a prefect? act guai lo. thats all i can say.
you don't see all REAL NICE people being prefects nowadays.

and how does it feel like living an everyday life during the HOLIDAYS, u wake up at 4am,5am,6am,7am, and woooo its time to work/study/training. and others blame u for not being awake. while they SNORE SO LOUD. u canNOT sleep.

how do you feel being controlled by 2 control freaks?
1 says "chi bao le ma"
2 say "eat alr?"
1 "ni chi she me le?"
2 "nice?"
1 "hao chi ah?"
2 "so what did you eat?" *points to this* WHY ARE THEY REPEATING IT?!?

thats why i got fed up?


they want you to get good grades, and here they come getting you a laptop and hope u'll make sure u'll control
EVEN THOUGH U SAID U CANNOT CONTROL.

this was quite awhile ago.
they said they gave me a choice ( bullshit, it was an ORDER)
1. go my ahyi place
2. go my gma place stay which i alr am

ok lets see..
at my ah yi house.

There's
-air con
-own room
-prepared dinner
-nearer bustops.
-comp

last but not least

- AT LEAST A TABLE to study

which here all don't have.
and why i am here is cos
-mama say " u want u go there stay alone lo"
-gma 'i wont be happy face'
-they make me feel guilty as though its my fault.

THEY SAID THEY GIMME CHOOSE LEI.

fine. i now here.
i get 2 control freaks.
both thinking they know what's BEST for me.

you know what i want?

I WANT PEACE.
I WANT MY OWN. PERSONAL. TIME.

why cant they give me like an hour to myself.

lets state an example.

i was at my ahyi place..
i said to myself "ahh finally the com. lemme use awhile"
all said "ok"
so i was surfing onemanga.

2minutes only they mom "TREVIS COME FOR DinNER"
and i said. kk.. coming gma"hong zhou ah, chu lai chiii"
i had to leave. so i go eat.

i went back.. read a page, went to the next.
ahyi"trev i tot u want longan? come eat!"

ok. i went to eat.

came back sitdown..
see 2 more page..
"trevis~ papa and uncle buy food, come eat"
and they gimme some pai gu noodles
i said. dad"come son try abit"
*pours all the noodle to the plate for me*
like. WTF

u guys must be thinking. after ur dinner, ur supper here come the next. DINNER.
so i blew up.
" I EAT ALR LA"
uncle "eh here's the dry pai ku, eat eat."
" U NOE WHAT? i've taken my lunch at 4.30, I ate my dinner at 6-7+, Supper which is my longan just now. AND ?BEFORE U ALL GIMME I SAID I FULL ALR, U ALL STILL ASK ME EAT?"

i practically stuff everything and wend back in.

then later.
ahyi"heys still got alot longan. come eat"
bo bian. i go eat again.

and so i eat, i read manga..
and mom"EH SON, go home alr~"


LIKE WAHHH LAO EHS

I CANT FINISH A CHAPTER OF MANGA IN PEACE.

I SHOUTED "CAN GIME 1 HOUR OF PEACE ANOT!"

and they scolded ME!
i noe i mei da mei xiao alr.
but I CANNOT TAHAN.
i have my LIMITS.
arghs.













volleyball matches...
aint that cool for me.
i lost the "feeling" within me. that touch of the ball.
i lost it.
i donno its due to the immense stress coming from my parents or its just me
i have NO energy to think, to feel.

i donno if u guys can understand what i mean.
the stress i am is

i give you a blunt 2b pencil, and an A4 size paper. Help me draw a picture of a dog,cat,mouse,tiger,lion,trex,hamster,racoon,platypus. The background scene is a beach with forest trees. and then, colour it please. make sure the CAT stands out the most. and finish it within 1 hour.

to do a beautiful work of art like this and u don't have ERASER, TABLE, how to do a great piece of work?

ok lets talk bout today.
SS bonding singapore.
what eveyone got equal chance.
if u're poor, u no chance go oversea learning programmes and lose out.
right? crap
if u rich, throw money and u got so many chance of ppl want u in their TV ad's and all. and u'd be famous near ur friends.

wooooohoooooooooooo....
there she goes again.

SEE WHAT I MEAN.
now

my parents just OPEN MY DOOR (without knocking whatsoever)
and then "eh u want over midnite slp then u happy isit"
and give THAT look (guys and girls who have been child before, u noe THOSE look that makes u go ARGH) rite..

i cant even POST this in peace without disturbance. great aint it?

i wish for a thing
i'm not miss universe asking for WORLD peace.

but i just want a PEACE TO MYSELF, 1 hour a day of peace and meditation. thats all i want.. thanks...

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